Category: Joke Board
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking
for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic
name of My cox a floppin. Also considered were My cox a failin, My dix a
drupin, My dix a rizin, Dix a fix, and of course, I be pokin. Pfizer Corp.
announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will
be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives a new
meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
That's funny!
haha. i love it
jesus! just like the FDA